February 12, 2009

SpotGamer's Dating Tips

Happy Valentines Day! I am here to post all the dating tips for you guys! Use them well.

Dating tips for men:

1. Look your best.
Get some decent clothes and shoes.

2. Get your hygiene and styling sorted out.
Down to the barbers and sort out your hair, get a decent style if possible.

3. Sort out your job if you have one.

4. Get your knowledge levels up.

5. Do not extol the virtues of drinking in the bar 5 nights a week.

6. If you love your sport/games then fine.
Millions of girls love sport too and that is fine but don't make your passion into a one-sided one.

7. Sort out your educational knowledge of manners, courtesy and chivalry.
8. Start listening and stop talking.

9. Learn to dance even if you have two left flat feet.
Women love to dance and dancing is a physical contact sport (or can be). It is also romantic and sexy.

10. Lose the coarse language, the swear words, the rudeness and the laziness. (This basically means no DotA)


Dating tips for women:

1. Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick and wearing rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage, you are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.
2. Never reveal information you don't have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
3. Keep dates brief but your men interested. Less is always more.
4. Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it, your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
5. Let your man pay. If he is interested, he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
6. Ensure you receive flowers, if he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him.
7. Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady's perogative.
8. Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
9. If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday.
10. Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
11. Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
12. Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practise on a mirror if you have to.
13. Never ever talk about previous boyfriends and particularly their prowess in the bedroom. The number of ex boyfriends is your business only.
14. Never pre suppose anything about your date until you choose to know him better. You cannot always tell by looking.



Dating tips for gamers:

1. Motivate yourself by visualization...
How would your life would be different if you could balance that dating life with your computer gaming life? Would you be happier? Here, take an image that you would like and actually focus on it. Imagine yourself on your computer desk all day, everyday. Then imagine that instead of talking to a person that you feel attracted to online, it's someone that you can actually interact with. I know it sounds lame, but this might be your reality!

2. Know how attraction works...
Attraction are qualities that pull an opposite force towards itself. Much of attraction comes from the emotions created between two people. Have you ever thought of an intense emotion that you would like to share with someone that you wanted to do? No I'm not talking about noob bashing a level 3 character and saying "lol!" or "lmao!" to them. I'm talking about experiences that you may have had in the past or thought about that might be filled with high level of emotions perhaps like running through the sprinklers.

3. Random (unless you enjoy getting wet, I don't know) but you get the point. I know how it feels like to be single and a dedicated computer gamer. It's a passion that we all share that others may not fully understand. I've been through it and honestly I think a lot of people just think that being a computer gamer and dating just don't mix. That's simply not true.





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1 comments:

Rinie said...

4. Dont talk about your "Beyond Godlike" streak... unless your date is Eponine :D